The Rules of the Road

If your big plan was to jetset to Japan to commit some traffic violations, you can just forget it. You won’t have time to double park, because before you even think about it, the Japanese pig patrol will be ontop of you in their new Acura NSXs. If the Japanese police patrol mimicks the American one in that it’s filled with High School bullies that never graduated, then lord have mercy on the soul of all J-walkers, non-turning signalers, and public urinators, you’ll be in jail before you can say rumpelstilskin.


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